Darlin Allie

(Source: tired-of-expectations)

I just do not understand…

I offer a no strings attached hook up/booty call to some kid and he deads me?

We already hooked up three times, why be weird now?

Like you don’t have to talk to me during the week or text me or take me out. Just hit me up to hook up, I AM DOWN!!!!

Its not like I am bad looking either, I am pretty damn cute. Not to mention a really good kisser.

I am not an awkward person, i won’t make things weird. I AM OFFERING A GUY A BOOTY CALL WHY DID HE DENY THAT???

I will never understand.

(Source: mufffliato)

Teacher:: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student:: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

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New tat addition.

This is the doppelgänger for the bartender who is my current obsession. Seriously twins and I’m in love haha jk just wanna eat his face

i am trying to make moves on possibly buying my dream car.

you two, me, bed…lets go

(Source: notattoosdienaked)

lyuha:

It’s the ‘om’ symbol in sanskrit, which has significance in buddhism and hinduism.

my mom has this tattooed on her wrist as if it were part of her charm bracelet. and i have decided that i will get this tattooed on my hand to match her cause i wuv her and i need a reminder to have inner peace

whatshouldwecallme:

I always think I’m doing this:

But it always turns out like:

Darlin Allie

Fine Folk

SUPER CONCEITED POST COMING

making moves

Smiling for a picture